I SO wanna do this!
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The FAIL FAIL
When something is inadequate to the point of acknowledgement, a descriptive FAIL is not only warranted, but mandatory. For example, a moose seen mounting a buffalo statue warrants a Darwin FAIL for the obvious reason that natural selection has given the moose a fetish for non-child-bearing effigies. However, extra emphasis must be placed upon the “FAIL.” A simple “fail” is...
Hurt - Nine Inch Nails A mood-dependent song with...
Make ringtones from your mp3s and send them to your phone.
Razor - Foo Fighters Creepy song. The somewhat...
Ask not for whom the bell tolls, it tolls for thee.– John Donne (Meditation 17)
Let the bell toll.– Edgar Allen Poe (Lenore) Ominous, no?
A comprehensive collection of failures. Props to Abby once again.
I quite apologize.– Molly
Cunt used to be cool until everyone started saying it. Cunts.
One-Handed Guitar Hero
A few days ago, I was experimenting and found that I could play guitar hero with one hand. Just put your fingers on the buttons and strum with your elbow. It’s not as hard as it sounds. I didn’t do half bad.
Catchy. Satan Lend Me a Dollar - Hill of Beans
Here’s an idea to cure summer boredom: Pick one person in your group of friends each day and have everyone else follow him/her around and be his/her entourage. Possible activities include the portage of necessary equipment, execution of important phone calls, and slo-mo walk to dramatic theme music.
Creepy. I love it. (via summerjets)
Everyone knows you like to throw oranges at the priests– Roy (The Fall) (via binarysafari) Who doesn’t?
I got no problem with Jesus, it’s his fan club I got a problem with– Chan Chandler, as quoted on Savage Distortion Hilarious. Savage Distortion (via fred-wilson)
I’m in a Beastie Boys mood. (Intergalactic)
Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw…– Heather Chandler (Heathers)