July 2008
28 posts
6 tags
June 2008
53 posts
Watch I SO wanna do this!
Stalk Me →
The FAIL FAIL
When something is inadequate to the point of acknowledgement, a descriptive FAIL is not only warranted, but mandatory. For example, a moose seen mounting a buffalo statue warrants a Darwin FAIL for the obvious reason that natural selection has given the moose a fetish for non-child-bearing effigies. However, extra emphasis must be placed upon the “FAIL.” A simple “fail” is...
Hurt - Nine Inch Nails
A mood-dependent song with...
Myxertones →
Make ringtones from your mp3s and send them to your phone.
Razor - Foo Fighters
Creepy song. The somewhat...
“Ask not for whom the bell tolls, it tolls for thee.”
– John Donne (Meditation 17)
“Let the bell toll.”
– Edgar Allen Poe (Lenore)
Ominous, no?
Failblog →
A comprehensive collection of failures.
Props to Abby once again.
3 tags
“I quite apologize.”
– Molly
Cunt used to be cool until everyone started saying it. Cunts.
One-Handed Guitar Hero
A few days ago, I was experimenting and found that I could play guitar hero with one hand. Just put your fingers on the buttons and strum with your elbow. It’s not as hard as it sounds. I didn’t do half bad.
Catchy.
Satan Lend Me a Dollar - Hill of Beans
Entourage
Here’s an idea to cure summer boredom:
Pick one person in your group of friends each day and have everyone else follow him/her around and be his/her entourage.
Possible activities include the portage of necessary equipment, execution of important phone calls, and slo-mo walk to dramatic theme music.
WatchCreepy. I love it.
(via summerjets)
“Everyone knows you like to throw oranges at the priests”
– Roy (The Fall)
(via binarysafari)
Who doesn’t?
“I got no problem with Jesus, it’s his fan club I got a problem with”
– Chan Chandler, as quoted on Savage Distortion
Hilarious.
Savage Distortion
(via fred-wilson)
I’m in a Beastie Boys mood. (Intergalactic)
“Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw…”
– Heather Chandler (Heathers)
