January 2009
54 posts
WatchWhile we’re on the subject of favorite Hardly Working videos…
I know it’s been over-blogged, but I’m posting it for my own reference.
WatchI love irony.
Seth MacFarlane's Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy →
Drugs are Cool, You May Not Be by James Kent
omnialx:
poortaste:
And now for some Q & A
Can a drug-free person be cool? Yes they can, but it is rare. Drug-free people are (on average) just a little too bland, uptight, or religious to be called cool. Either that or they’re total hardcore straight-edgers. There’s no in-between. There are many drug-free people who are perfectly nice, smart, talented, kind, good-hearted, fun, quirky,...
December 2008
74 posts
The Forgotten Quarry →
I wrotez a poemzzzzzzzz.
Some recent faves.
#1 - Animal Collective
Suffer for Fashion - of Montreal
Psssh chcka chcka ooOO ooyuu yeah
For Reverend...
Fly Guy →
Because Mario and Communism just go together →
WANT →
I saw Happy Feet for the first time last night
It sucked.
Mumbles wasn’t even that good of a dancer. And Gloria was way too good for him. Plus, the entire thing was environmentalist propaganda. Just make a fuckin’ documentary! You’re destroying the movie’s emotional immersion with your fucking politics!
WatchThis is exactly how I reacted when I unwrapped Planet Earth this morning. I flailed my arms all over it and everything.
Let me translate for you...
Drastic increase in blog output (x2 for thoughtful text-posts) + increase in scrobble rate + on iChat all the time = Alex is suffering from severe domestic ennui
I MISS COLLEGE SO MUCH! I WANNA GO BACK!!! sadface+tear
Yesterday was just obscene. I had to physically restrain myself from blogging too much. Six posts before 1:54am. Effing insane.
I apologize for the tangent-blogging
I’m in a weird-hyper-ish curious-about-everything sort of mood. One thing just led to another. You’ll probably have to scroll down a bit and start reading from the bottom of today’s haul and work your way up. I’m done now. I promise.
One of the very few Christmas songs I like. Props...
Christmas Eve Mass...
…was the most unbearable thing I’ve experienced since The Happening. Seriously, it was like A BAZILLION degrees in there, and all they did was the same old churchy stuff they always do. Nothing different. Seriously? SERIOUSLY?! I’M SWEATIN’ BUCKETS FOR A RERUN???!?!
And it was SOOO long. Ok, it was like 45 minutes, but I SWEAR God slows down time when you’re in...
Sinnin' on Christmas morning
planettampon:
I just jerked off. Where is your god now?
OMG PRESENTS.
Cats in Sinks →
It’s about cats. In sinks.
Probably my favorite advertisement ever.
“Holy Shit! It’s beige!
Pretend you aint fat!”
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I Fell in Love with the Majesty of Colors →
This is an odd game. Very unconventional. I like it. Makes you think.
WatchI re-watched this the other day. Well, not this, but the real version. I forgot how weird it was. Uma Thurman doesn’t look like herself in this movie for some reason.
WatchI could hardly stop laughing enough to type this caption.
EDIT: Ok, I can type again now. Backstory: She wanted to make it snow, so she used the fire extinguisher in the Alpha Ki house, which consequently set off the fire alarm.
So I was contemplating Lady Gaga...
…as often happens, and it led me on the following discourse of thoughts…
Just to warn you, I find my thoughts incredibly interesting (hence their existence), though it may not translate well to your inferior mind… :) (Like how I take my faults and turn them into yours? Yeah? YEAH? Me too.)
Ok so I’ll spare you from reading the more obvious of my thought processes in...
Don Bluth →
I had no idea that one man was responsible for so many of my favorite childhood movies. Here’s to you, Don Bluth!
My Mom Hums Along to Songs She Doesn't Know
And for obvious reasons, she always gets it wrong, so the result is a bird-squawk-like discord.
It’s annoying.
more lol celebs!
I miss this show. Probably my first encounter with lesbianism. I used to watch this and Hercules with Kevin Whatshisname. The crossover episode between both of them=the shit. I was a cool kid.
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